Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...– John Green (via spongeb00bsquarepants)
mimimunchkin: andrewbreitel: oh my fucking god my heart is melting at first i was going to say that that’s a lot of cats.. i’m still saying that it’s a lot of cats. but, it’s cute.. they reminded me of sheep bahh-ing hahahaha.
legendofkorraholyshit: bohemian-scandal: ...
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied,...– Unknown (via shion-noelle)
cumberlord: “faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
roleykatsu: libyian: wtf tumblr is so sassy like I don’t need your attitude, tumblr. Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
hungmoney: omfg i was sitting in my kitchen looking at this jar of pickles and it said it had 0 calories and i was like wtf, how can this whole damn jar of pickles have 0 calories and i was like getting pissed cus i couldnt figure it out so i googled it and i found this i feel u jeremy
So, the new iPad is literally called the "New...
coldplayinthetardis: coldplayinthetardis: What to expect in the next decade:
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.– Josephine Hart (via loveyourchaos)
Don’t forget to compliment your woman– midnightview (via ufocottoncandy)
lilmisssunshinee: sallys-abusive-heart: ...
biggeringlikemydick: My window was open and I heard someone sneeze so I said “BLESS YOU” and they screamed omg
Realists don’t make for good relationships, you need to believe the lie that its...– Heebie Jeebies (via strawberrystardust)
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
me: wow that guy over there is really hot
hot guy: is that a potato staring at me