July 2012
“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green (via spongeb00bsquarepants)
Watchmimimunchkin:
andrewbreitel:
oh my fucking god my heart is melting
at first i was going to say that that’s a lot of cats.. i’m still saying that it’s a lot of cats. but, it’s cute.. they reminded me of sheep bahh-ing hahahaha.
legendofkorraholyshit:
bohemian-scandal:
...
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
“Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied,...”
– Unknown (via shion-noelle)
cumberlord:
“faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
roleykatsu:
libyian:
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
hungmoney:
omfg i was sitting in my kitchen looking at this jar of pickles and it said it had 0 calories and i was like wtf, how can this whole damn jar of pickles have 0 calories and i was like getting pissed cus i couldnt figure it out so i googled it and i found this
i feel u jeremy
So, the new iPad is literally called the "New...
coldplayinthetardis:
coldplayinthetardis:
What to expect in the next decade:
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
– Josephine Hart (via loveyourchaos)
“Don’t forget to compliment your woman”
– midnightview (via ufocottoncandy)
lilmisssunshinee:
sallys-abusive-heart:
...
biggeringlikemydick:
My window was open and I heard someone sneeze so I said “BLESS YOU” and they screamed omg
“Realists don’t make for good relationships, you need to believe the lie that its...”
– Heebie Jeebies (via strawberrystardust)
American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat
me: wow that guy over there is really hot
hot guy: is that a potato staring at me
