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It is the year 2812
Teacher: Today we will be learning about a collective genre of humans called 'fangirls'. These 'fangirls' survived on nothing but nutella while 'blogging' on 'laptops' in a pitch dark room about various 'fandoms' on a website named 'tumblr', and spoke a distinctive language called 'adfasdflkj'
candleschmidt: i dont understand why people throw bras on stage that shit is expensive
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH