September 2011
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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toocooltobehipster: “You cheated? You’ve been cheating this whole time!?” “But I—” “No! No… I’m done.” “I don’t even feel like playing anymore.”
Sep 28th
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg 
Sep 28th
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When one side of your headphones stop working.
funniestpostsever: aurko: ONLY @FUNNIEST POSTS EVER!
Sep 25th
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When people are like, "Ew gross, I hate reading."
More Laughs Here
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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How to get laid.
madboxwithaman: Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense
Sep 24th
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Trying to look cool with your friends
pictchick: lifeisharddakarahappy: pauw: Expectation Reality HAHAHAHA. hahhahahaa..oh my idol!
Sep 24th
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When people follow me →
On Tumblr I’m like: In real life I’m like:
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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When you can't feel your phone in your pocket →
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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People complain that the "New Facebook Sucks!"
butthetruthis: But the truth is… Nobody is forcing you to keep your Facebook account.  If you hate it so much, delete your page. (Submitted by: ikslatsonorg) Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rutty/2193213362/
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: You asked me what was wrong, and I said, “NOTHING.” But then I turned around and whispered, “BLAARGHGUGHAR.” Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
Sep 23rd
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When someone cancels plans with you and you just...
wowfunniestposts: tehzay: WHYYYY Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
Sep 23rd
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I miss it when I was still a little kid, i would...
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Sep 23rd
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you...
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.” Follow this awkward blog!
Sep 23rd
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