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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
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When one side of your headphones stop working.
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When people are like, "Ew gross, I hate reading."
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How to get laid.
madboxwithaman: Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense
Trying to look cool with your friends
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When people follow me →
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People complain that the "New Facebook Sucks!"
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I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
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