July 2010
Flirting techniques every man should know (and for...
Flirt with your follicles - Women might complain about ‘pash rash’ but they still can’t resist a bit of stubble on a man. No, they literally can’t resist. That’s because a susceptibility to stubble has been pre-programmed into the female brain by Mother Nature herself in order to identify fertile males. “The higher a man’s testosterone level the faster his...
“Bottom line is that couples that are truly right for each other wade through the...”
– Scrubs (via kari-shma)
“I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find...”
– Christina Aguilera | Submitted by ayeexiana (via quote-book)
fmylife:
Today, my 7-month-old son said his first word. It was a swear word. His 11-year-old brother has been constantly swearing at him behind our backs. My mother-in-law is visiting us tomorrow. FML
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I proceeded to yell out, “I HATE YOU!” and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Ohmygosh.
“The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (via julie911) (via quote-book) (via rememberthosewords) (via apocketfull)
“I think I noticed when things started to change. The hugs were quicker, the...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via darleenbby)
4166.) It's killing me. Sometimes I miss you so...
(via blogconfession)
fmylife:
Today, I realized my girlfriend forgot her red bra on my bed after leaving my house. I smelled it, and it smelled great, which gave me a spontaneous erection. I quickly hid it when my mom entered the room. She came to ask me if I’d seen where she left her red bra. FML
“Don’t look backwards for very long. Keep moving forward. Keep opening new doors,...”
– Walt Disney (via jaredramos) (via subzerofangire) (via zaraanuar) 