No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a...– Napoleon Bonaparte | xsmiiles (via quote-book)
fmylife: Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn’t my husband. FML
Tumblr vs. Facebook (Perry the Platypus Version)
justbyputtingonasmile: crystalmeth: Someone adds you on Facebook: Someone follows you on Tumblr: Someone writes in your ask: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr: AAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJA LA MEJORRRRR
fmylife: Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
turnmyswagon-: Whenever I feel sad or not in mood, I won’t open my Facebook. I’d rather open Tumblr than Facebook. Because for me, only people in Tumblr that will truly understand how I feel.
fuckyeahlolthings: mmmfischer: madmaxrockatansky: darkknightrises: fuckyesmeangirls: (via garantinsley)
The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday...– Alice Morse Earle (via lifeandreality)
I love it when people are like, "I spend wayyyy...
And I’m just like, “I’m almost never on Facebook.” And they’re like, “WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DO YOU STAY AWAY!?” And I’m like But on the inside I’m like TUMBLR
asaravastu: When I’m dancing like and some creep comes up behind me and dances like And I turn around like And he’s like And I’m like And I walk away like And he play’s it off like and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like And I’m like and I go over to him and we start dancing like and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like And the rejected guy looks at me...
At every photo shoot, they want to make me sexy, put on shitloads of makeup,...– Emma Watson, Marie Claire | December 2010 (via de-lumiere)